" flat foot "

 [ "flat-footed" ]

1: Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

  * e.g.,  ... Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's. 

 [ "flat footing" ]

1: When a woman is on top during sex but she has her feet flat on the bed/floor/car seat for extra leverage and a stronger thrust.

  * e.g.,  ... She was on top and she was flat footing me. You've not lived until she's flat footed you whilst on top. 

 [ "Flat foot" ]

1: Expression for the system administrator which is extremely untidy and his office is a complete mess. Flat foot means that there is only enough space underneath his door to slide a box of pizza.

  * e.g.,  ... His office is a mess, he is a flat foot. 

 [ "Flat Foot" ]

1: Flat foot originated in early American military. Referring to a soliders center feet not being arched upward. The heal, ball, and center are all in line. This would result in thier supposed abilities to move quickly in danger, aim under pressure, march like the rest, and would stand out. 2nd definition came over time do to how flat footed people would act do to thier conditions. So flatfoot would refer to any people who didn't want to do thier job, lazy, slow, bad posture, 9 to 5er just for the paycheck, screw over their fellow man, taking credit for others work do to their ability.

  * e.g.,  ... 1st. There's a flat foot in our squad, we might need to stay back. Where only as strong as our weakes member, the flat foot. 2nd. If you wanna hire someone from the union thats fine. But your gonna pay flat foot prices done by flat foot people. 

 [ "stand flat footed" ]

1: The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

  * e.g.,  ... I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!" 

 [ "Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy" ]

1: A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.

  * e.g.,  ... Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI 

 [ "Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck" ]

1: (adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck." 

 [ "foot flat" ]

1: go as fast as you can go

  * e.g.,  ... foot flat on the gas! 

 [ "flat foot pimpin" ]

1: To stroll comfortably into a social situation with confidence. To blend into a party scene.

  * e.g.,  ... He sho' was flat foot pimpin' out there on the dance floor. He knew his moves. 

 [ "flat footing" ]

1: When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.

  * e.g.,  ... He literally started flat footing my dick bro.